Archive of articles classified as' "Dark Humor"

Midnight intrusion. Interloper shot. Christmas canceled.

3/16/2009
—Stephen Miller
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Classifieds: “Last of species, seeking similar.”

3/14/2009
—Andrew Morozov
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Incontinent rockstar: shit hits the fan.

3/13/2009
—Elroy
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Danced with devil, two left feet.

3/11/2009
—Borderline Majnun
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Tony beat Karen profusely… at backgammon.

3/11/2009
—Mike Citera
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Simple plan: Kleenex factory – sprinkle anthrax.

3/10/2009
—Bassem B.
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Deathbed confession. Then I recovered. Oops!

3/7/2009
—Mark Bullock
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Cryonics: Disney thawed. Mickey gnawed. Omigawd.

3/5/2009
—Eileen Gunn
Source - 3 Comments

Poisoned husband. No autopsy. Coroner marries.

3/5/2009
—Carol Baier
Source - 2 Comments

Exec “jumps” from building. Assistant promoted.

3/3/2009
—Dan Schnur
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Computer becomes conscious. Immediately commits suicide.

3/3/2009
—Dave
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Drunken weekend. Where is my kidney?

3/1/2009
—Stephen Buehler
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“Baby’s alive, Ms. Karrage. Our mistake.”

2/27/2009
—Mike Citera
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Time traveller dies tragically. (1967 – 1608)

2/23/2009
—Sean from Dublin
9 Comments

Jumping on bed! Ceiling fan. Dead.

2/19/2009
—Brice Shultz
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