Archive of articles classified as' "Dark Humor"

One wrong move. Two impaled movers.

11/12/2009
—R Polleys
2 Comments

Long ago, blood stains. Today? Ketchup.

11/9/2009
—J.H. Kranti
1 Comment

I tied the knot. She suffocated.

11/8/2009
—Angel Zapata
2 Comments

Headstone: “Told you I was ill”

11/7/2009
—Paul Rutherford
4 Comments

Dead Hooker In House?! Garbage Disposal.

10/30/2009
—Zakar
2 Comments

Surprise 100th birthday party… bad idea.

10/30/2009
—Chris Pollay
3 Comments

They attacked April 1st. Nobody suspected.

10/29/2009
—James Hazelden
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Time traveler kills himself. Ruled homicide.

10/27/2009
—Billy Mays III
2 Comments

President trips! Accidentally presses red button…

10/21/2009
—Ben Ng
2 Comments

Drunk. Drunk. Rehab. Abstinence. Drunk. Damnit.

10/20/2009
—Benguin
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Locked doublewide. Fat cats. Owner missing.

10/19/2009
—Prattle Assassin
3 Comments

Came to. Buried alive. What happened??

10/10/2009
—Yoshinori Todo
1 Comment

Flaccid. Loud fart. She giggles. …Erection?

10/8/2009
—Mike Lurie
4 Comments

2138: Scientists discover cure for sanity.

10/8/2009
—Elliott Strange
3 Comments

First gray appears — eliminated by chemo.

10/7/2009
—Kathleen A. Ryan
1 Comment