Archive of articles classified as' "Death"

God tests His mortality. Big Bang.

3/30/2009
—Bassem B.
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Students rally, Government reacts, Coroner tallies.

3/30/2009
—chinii
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Lottery winner gets hit by bus.

3/29/2009
—Stéphane Crépeau
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Man dies, platypus is born. Reincarnation.

3/27/2009
—Matteo Pozzi
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God gave us His suicide note.

3/26/2009
—Corey
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Inhaled her scent… “Mmmmm… Rigor mortis…”

3/24/2009
—Ben Ng
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Mary Todd, this play kinda suc—

3/23/2009
—Ganesh Nair

Mary Todd Lincoln was the wife of President Abraham Lincoln.

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Glutton’s execution? Frosting-covered wall socket.

3/22/2009
—Michael Herron
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He screams every night. “Blackhawk down!”

3/19/2009
—Scott
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Skull removed. Corpus callosum not found.

3/18/2009
—pyridine

The corpus callosum is a structure unique in the mammalian brain (though it is absent in monotremes and marsupials).

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Midnight intrusion. Interloper shot. Christmas canceled.

3/16/2009
—Stephen Miller
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Unaware, Grandma stepped onto the tracks…

3/15/2009
—dbag
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Drugs. Alcohol. Flying, flying! Hangover. Dying…

3/15/2009
—M. Renots
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Rain waters lawn. Missing cheerleader surfaces.

3/9/2009
—Julie Oda
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Mistaken stake. The fangs are plastic.

3/7/2009
—Graham Edwards
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