Archive of articles classified as' "Failure"

Sick on a Snow Day. Fail.

3/12/2009
—Pat Breen
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Danced with devil, two left feet.

3/11/2009
—Borderline Majnun
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Distracting Website. LOL. Boss. Fired. Ugh!

3/11/2009
—Brain on Fire
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Pearly gates. Entrance exam failed. Trapdoor!

3/8/2009
—Ben Ng
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Hired trainer. Became friends. Gained weight.

3/8/2009
—Brice Shultz
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Mile high club canceled; no lift.

3/6/2009
—chinii
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Promotion. House raised. Demotion. House razed.

2/27/2009
—OrcMando
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99! Paper upside-down. More like 66…

2/25/2009
—Bridget Ford
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Deadline. Blank page. Bloody bathtub. In..spir..a..tio…

2/23/2009
—Steve Zagieboylo
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Awareness of opportunities lost. Happy thirtieth.

2/22/2009
—Dreamdeferred
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Won’t open… raining. Solar-powered umbrella.

2/15/2009
—Nate Brown
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Houseplant died. So did our friendship.

2/5/2009
—ranaverde
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Studied all night. Slept through test.

2/2/2009
—Ray
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One second left… … Intercepted! Muddy tears…

2/1/2009
—Brice Shultz
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Poison; meditation; skiing; ants— nothing worked.

1/30/2009
—Edward Albee
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