Archive of articles classified as' "Failure"

Soprano in C, Pianist, B. Next!

6/30/2009
—Ken Krimstein
1 Comment

Failed. Red marker: F becomes A!

6/24/2009
—Pete Berg
3 Comments

Shoots. Scores! Disallowed. Whistle. New manager.

6/18/2009
—Gareth Leyshon
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Paralytic worked fast. Intubation too slow.

6/9/2009
—drakegta

A paralytic is a substance that causes paralysis; and intubation is refers to the placement of a tube through a body orifice as part of a medical treatment.

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First date. Bathroom Break. Anal Leakage.

5/23/2009
—khowey
2 Comments

Secretary said no. “Business” trip cancelled.

5/16/2009
—A. Baldwin
4 Comments

Careful…careful,careful,careful…ok….. STOP!!

5/11/2009
—Riff and Darren
1 Comment

Sneezed hard! Toupee gone. Date left.

5/10/2009
—FenwayKev
2 Comments

Improv class. My mind goes blank.

5/8/2009
—sage
3 Comments

Came in second! …..Out of two.

5/7/2009
—Leslie (:
1 Comment

Can’t communicate with aliens. They’re rocks.

4/30/2009
—jellywerker
1 Comment

Kicked the habit. Back and forth.

4/4/2009
—Charlie Campari
1 Comment

Famous psychic among passengers on Titanic!

3/29/2009
—Ron Ray
2 Comments

Loan acquired in desperation. Debt snowballs.

3/22/2009
—Cannibal Gymnastics
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“Abandon positions!” “And leave her? No!”

3/16/2009
—Marlon
4 Comments