Archive of articles classified as' "Sad"

Popov. Popped off! Cherry popped. Zoloft.

4/16/2009
—Kate
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Vessel bursts. Brain floods. Long sleep.

4/13/2009
—Ryan Wilhite
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He lost everything. CEO gets bonus.

4/3/2009
—Scott
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A new planet! Hope? No vacancy.

4/2/2009
—Matt A.
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Students rally, Government reacts, Coroner tallies.

3/30/2009
—chinii
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Rich man won’t give. Beggar steals.

3/29/2009
—T.L.H.
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Inside the event horizon they waited.

3/28/2009
—James Penn

(In general relativity, an event horizon is a boundary in spacetime, most often an area surrounding a black hole, beyond which events cannot affect an outside observer. Light emitted from beyond the horizon can never reach the observer, and anything that passes through the horizon from the observer’s side appears to freeze in place.)

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Mary Todd, this play kinda suc—

3/23/2009
—Ganesh Nair

Mary Todd Lincoln was the wife of President Abraham Lincoln.

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Loan acquired in desperation. Debt snowballs.

3/22/2009
—Cannibal Gymnastics
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He screams every night. “Blackhawk down!”

3/19/2009
—Scott
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Free Money! …Reality. Foreclosure. Bankruptcy. Failure.

3/19/2009
—thebaddog
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Met. Connected. Entertained. Date? …Boyfriend? Damnit.

3/18/2009
—Aaron
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Midnight intrusion. Interloper shot. Christmas canceled.

3/16/2009
—Stephen Miller
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“Abandon positions!” “And leave her? No!”

3/16/2009
—Marlon
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Unaware, Grandma stepped onto the tracks…

3/15/2009
—dbag
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