Archive of articles classified as' "Surprise"

Lottery winner gets hit by bus.

3/29/2009
—Stéphane Crépeau
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Travels in time. Meets grandmother. Disappears…

3/26/2009
—Julio C Ponce
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“It’s yours. She knows I’m gay.”

3/26/2009
—Leo Dekelbuam
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She dumped him via highway billboard.

3/25/2009
—Bassem B.
1 Comment

“Not a woman? Not a woman?!”

3/24/2009
—Brice Shultz
7 Comments

Mary Todd, this play kinda suc—

3/23/2009
—Ganesh Nair

Mary Todd Lincoln was the wife of President Abraham Lincoln.

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All nighter. Ten Pages. Class Canceled.

3/22/2009
—Kevin Viani
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Condom broken. Oblivious. Happy Father’s Day.

3/20/2009
—CkcC
1 Comment

Seventh day. God rests. Not Satan.

3/19/2009
—Scott
4 Comments

Met. Connected. Entertained. Date? …Boyfriend? Damnit.

3/18/2009
—Aaron
1 Comment

Midnight intrusion. Interloper shot. Christmas canceled.

3/16/2009
—Stephen Miller
3 Comments

Parrot talked, defendant gawked, plaintiff caught!

3/8/2009
—chinii
3 Comments

Nine months, eighteen years… wasn’t mine.

3/2/2009
—Ásgeir Jóhannsson
1 Comment

Babydoll nightie. Ivory-handled derringer. All packed.

2/28/2009
—Lynn Kubota
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99! Paper upside-down. More like 66…

2/25/2009
—Bridget Ford
4 Comments