Archive of articles classified as' "Whoops"

Sign reads “Quicksand.” He can’t read.

2/11/2010
—Ginger
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Foreclosure came, got my first paycheck.

2/3/2010
—Sebastian
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Twelve inch pianist. Genie needed hearing-aid.

1/27/2010
—Eroticpanda
1 Comment

Boy meets Girl. Not Girl. Thailand.

1/26/2010
—myles
3 Comments

No coloring book. White walls. Art!

1/25/2010
—Sarah Anne
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Atheist. Struck by lightning…twice? Baptist.

1/24/2010
—Mike Lurie
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Fat. Drugs. Skinny. Rehab. …Fat again.

1/23/2010
—Rustan Crane
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Buried on Monday. Dies on Tuesday.

1/21/2010
—Matt McGraw
4 Comments

I am Jedi! Wait…automatic doors…

1/21/2010
—JC
2 Comments

Ambulance engine died: so did patient.

1/16/2010
—John Tuinema
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Got shot. Won lottery. No relatives.

1/15/2010
—myles
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Building codes greatly admired after earthquake.

1/15/2010
—Prattle Assassin
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Easter cancelled. They found the body!

1/13/2010
—Yeshwant
3 Comments

Finally, phone rings. She squeals! …Telemarketer.

1/9/2010
—Adam
2 Comments

Two fifths. One dick. Three cribs.

1/9/2010
—Justin
4 Comments