Archive of articles classified as' "Whoops"

Warning shot. Candelabra falls. Oops, suicide.

11/24/2009
—repka
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Night foggy. Lookout groggy. Titanic soggy.

11/19/2009
—Chris Pollay
6 Comments

Spammers break final CAPTCHA: Turing Test.

11/19/2009
—Jeff

The Turing Test is a test of artificial / machine intelligence, which is said to set the threshold for when A.I. is indistinguishable from human intelligence.

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Dissertation topic solved. Starts from scratch.

11/16/2009
—khowey
1 Comment

One wrong move. Two impaled movers.

11/12/2009
—R Polleys
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Fish’s last thought: “That wasn’t fly!!!”

11/12/2009
—Ken Krimstein
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“Look Ma! I can fl-” — WHUMP!

11/11/2009
—Rindo
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Won the lottery. Tweeted. Found dead.

11/10/2009
—repka
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The dyslexic atheist never found dog.

11/7/2009
—Chris Pollay
10 Comments

“What is heroin?” asked Janis, intrigued.

11/6/2009
—Chris Pollay
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Meticulous domino chain completed… Don’t sNEEZE!!!

11/6/2009
—Ben Ng
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Rogue red sock dyed the whites.

11/2/2009
—Roma Diaz
1 Comment

Last human kills all zombies. Dies.

10/31/2009
—Sacha Wheeler
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Surprise 100th birthday party… bad idea.

10/30/2009
—Chris Pollay
3 Comments

Inhales. Oblivion. Mom walks in. Shit.

10/27/2009
—StephErr
8 Comments