Archive of articles classified as' "Whoops"

Skydiving!! Now what did I forg-

8/1/2009
—Lars
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They flanked the Maginot Line? Surrender!

7/31/2009
—khowey

The Maginot Line was a line of concrete fortifications, tank obstacles, artillery casemates, machine gun posts, and other defenses, which France constructed along its borders with Germany and Italy, in the light of experience from World War I, and in the run-up to World War II.

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“Exploding cigar, hah, we’ll see about………………………”

7/30/2009
—Ken Krimstein
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Keys locked inside the car. Shit.

7/29/2009
—Kenn Hoekstra
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Moonlighting fire chief destroys fire station.

7/28/2009
—Vanchisel
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Sunburnt Batman. Identity compromised sans cowl.

7/27/2009
—Cannibal Gymnastics

A cowl refers to a cloak or hood, such as Batman’s helmet.

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Everyone exhales simultaneously. Hurricane breaks records.

7/26/2009
—Graham Edwards
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Eat organic? Too expensive. Sick. Dead.

7/21/2009
—P.A. Flaherty
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Alcohol worked. Condom didn’t. Awkward situation.

7/17/2009
—Aleksandr
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Bridal veil lifts. It isn’t her.

7/16/2009
—Graham Edwards
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Beef casserole tastes odd. Dog missing.

7/16/2009
—Lenny
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Speed-trap. Slam brakes. Bored cop. Solitaire.

7/15/2009
—Stuart
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“Hey, can anyone else hear ticking?”

7/14/2009
—Avi
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He got syphilis. She got alimony.

7/13/2009
—Amit Kapoor
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Talking frog turns into croaking prince.

7/12/2009
—Pro B
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