Archive of articles classified as' "Whoops"

We all prayed. God just laughed.

5/9/2009
—regeamor
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Improv class. My mind goes blank.

5/8/2009
—sage
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Meek inherit earth. Bullies steal it.

5/4/2009
—Luke Surl
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Low reserve, ending soon. Buyer’s remorse.

5/3/2009
—Sean Brogan
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Jack in coma, Jill arrested; Witnesses.

5/1/2009
—chinii
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Hill. Snow. Skis. Oh shit TREES!

4/30/2009
—gigijb
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Procrastinate. What’s the date? Crap, late.

4/29/2009
—Patrick Regan
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Cornell Scholarship. Vodka Celebration. Forgot Condom.

4/28/2009
—Erin Michele
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Last man alive. Gameboy! …No batteries!?

4/27/2009
—Justin Fetters
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Tree hugger meets cactus. Reconsiders practice.

4/26/2009
—Blaize Sinstar
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Sycophants applied; he hired. Company tanked.

4/21/2009
—James Penn

A sycophant is a servile person who attempts to win favor of influential persons for their own self-gain; sycophants are often known as “Yes Men.”

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Drunk. Peed in closet. Blamed dog.

4/20/2009
—Eva
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Fell asleep smoking. Woke up homeless.

4/19/2009
—Jkypoo
4 Comments

Dropped love letter in wrong locker.

4/17/2009
—Julie Oda
3 Comments

Husband home. Lover panics – closet full!

4/16/2009
—Yorgos
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