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Farts. Butterfly Effect. Countdown to extinction.

4/16/2009
—Derek O

The butterfly effect is a part of chaos theory that “small variations of the initial condition of a dynamical system may produce large variations in the long term behavior of the system.” Basically, if time travelers change the past by as little as killing a single butterfly, its compound effect can completely change the future of the world.

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Flees prison. Proves innocence! Sent back.

4/15/2009
—Julie Oda
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White flag needs laundering. Bullets fly.

4/13/2009
—Graham Edwards
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Woke when coroner cut into me.

4/10/2009
—OrcMando
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100th birthday surprise party! Heart attack.

4/10/2009
—Deathrose
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I win lottery. Sun goes nova.

4/7/2009
—Steven Meretzky
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Evolution reversed! Dinosaurs return… eat people

4/5/2009
—S. Tanna
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She ran. He tripped. Bear full.

4/5/2009
—Doug Phelps
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Long trip. Low gas. Long walk.

4/4/2009
—Rachel P.
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Cat swallows mouse. Double click feline.

4/3/2009
—Arachnic
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Question: “Marry me?” Answer: “April Fool’s?!”

4/1/2009
—Nikki H.
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Inebriation. Flirtation. Erection. Secretion. Procreation. Abortion.

3/30/2009
—E. Roman
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Inside the event horizon they waited.

3/28/2009
—James Penn

(In general relativity, an event horizon is a boundary in spacetime, most often an area surrounding a black hole, beyond which events cannot affect an outside observer. Light emitted from beyond the horizon can never reach the observer, and anything that passes through the horizon from the observer’s side appears to freeze in place.)

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Travels in time. Meets grandmother. Disappears…

3/26/2009
—Julio C Ponce
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With Baconnaise, please. Ow, my chest!

3/21/2009
—Al Goretex
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