Archive of articles classified as' "Whoops"

Magician’s saw table: Only used once…

2/3/2011
—Matilda
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Window shattered. Intruder shot. Keys found.

2/3/2011
—Alison M.
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Youth taunts timid pensioner. Loses inheritance.

2/2/2011
—Grant Donohoe
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Jailed for rape. Gets raped there.

2/1/2011
—Rahul A
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She waved! (Not at you, silly.)

1/29/2011
—C
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Dreamt we kissed. Alas, alarm clock.

1/27/2011
—lonely
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Fires. Miss. Throws gun. Finds ammunition.

1/22/2011
—lol rofl
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Stock market plunges. Bankers follow suit.

1/22/2011
—Jeff Moulton
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Affection. Erection. No protection. Inspection. Infection.

1/20/2011
—reubsy420
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Swinging 60s. Free love. Paying now!

1/19/2011
—mikmal
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Lost: winning lottery ticket. Reward offered.

1/2/2011
—InstantKasch
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Successfully stole car. Busted swiping sandwich.

12/31/2010
—Carpe Noctem
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Daughter marries; assumes parents done parenting.

12/31/2010
—Gary McIntosh
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One diamond. Two robbers. Three Rottweilers.

12/30/2010
—Katherine D.
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Teleportation inventor becomes hybrid: man-bugspray.

12/30/2010
—Justas
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