Coprophageous beings lay siege; humanity folds.

3/31/2009
—dmoon

Coprophagia is the consumption of feces; many animal species are coprophageous.

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Court denies their marriage. Robots riot.

3/31/2009
—George Fitch Watson
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God tests His mortality. Big Bang.

3/30/2009
—Bassem B.
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Students rally, Government reacts, Coroner tallies.

3/30/2009
—chinii
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Inebriation. Flirtation. Erection. Secretion. Procreation. Abortion.

3/30/2009
—E. Roman
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Famous psychic among passengers on Titanic!

3/29/2009
—Ron Ray
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Rich man won’t give. Beggar steals.

3/29/2009
—T.L.H.
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Lottery winner gets hit by bus.

3/29/2009
—Stéphane Crépeau
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Inside the event horizon they waited.

3/28/2009
—James Penn

(In general relativity, an event horizon is a boundary in spacetime, most often an area surrounding a black hole, beyond which events cannot affect an outside observer. Light emitted from beyond the horizon can never reach the observer, and anything that passes through the horizon from the observer’s side appears to freeze in place.)

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She smiled. His wallet was empty.

3/28/2009
—Randy
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He smiled. Her purse was empty.

3/28/2009
—Randy
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A reincarnated Jew – “Curses! Moheled again!”

3/28/2009
—Natalie Ballard

A mohel is a man who performs the Jewish ritual of Brit milah (circumcision).

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Man dies, platypus is born. Reincarnation.

3/27/2009
—Matteo Pozzi
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Hallowed words, wedded; hollowed words, divorced.

3/27/2009
—David Walden
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Get rid of body? Knife. Fork.

3/27/2009
—AcidRayne
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