He came. I didn’t. That fucker.

4/5/2009
—Chrissy
24 Comments

She ran. He tripped. Bear full.

4/5/2009
—Doug Phelps
No Comments

Long trip. Low gas. Long walk.

4/4/2009
—Rachel P.
2 Comments

Kicked the habit. Back and forth.

4/4/2009
—Charlie Campari
1 Comment

He lost everything. CEO gets bonus.

4/3/2009
—Scott
4 Comments

Cat swallows mouse. Double click feline.

4/3/2009
—Arachnic
No Comments

We smoked. I choked. She laughed.

4/3/2009
—Vinny C.
2 Comments

A new planet! Hope? No vacancy.

4/2/2009
—Matt A.
No Comments

I’m falling for my own clone.

4/2/2009
—Ursula Hitler
3 Comments

Butler murdered. Detective mystified. Dog confessed.

4/2/2009
—pyridine
2 Comments

Question: “Marry me?” Answer: “April Fool’s?!”

4/1/2009
—Nikki H.
1 Comment

I’m Hungary. Want Turkey and Greece.

4/1/2009
—Vince
1 Comment

The dandelion never saw weedwacker coming…

4/1/2009
—Rachel P.
1 Comment

College girl. Webcam site. Tuition paid.

4/1/2009
—dbag
5 Comments

“Swallowed Drano? Sounds accidental to me!”

3/31/2009
—dbag
2 Comments