“No thanks, Eve. I prefer oranges.”

4/11/2009
—Ruth Polleys
1 Comment

Woke when coroner cut into me.

4/10/2009
—OrcMando
1 Comment

Mary had little lamb. Doctor surprised.

4/10/2009
—Sagar
2 Comments

100th birthday surprise party! Heart attack.

4/10/2009
—Deathrose
3 Comments

Six hours to live. Traffic jam.

4/9/2009
—Angelus
1 Comment

Taking blood donations. Vampire food pantry.

4/9/2009
—gigijb
2 Comments

I’m white. Wifey’s white. Baby’s mulatto…?

4/9/2009
—Danny Birt
Source - 2 Comments

Hand transplant. Worried. Mind of its–

4/8/2009
—Mongablog
Source - 1 Comment

Failed. Stormed. Blamed. Sulked. Understood. Succeeded.

4/8/2009
—Yehuda Berlinger
Source - 1 Comment

New genes demand expression — third eye.

4/8/2009
—Greg Bear
Source - 4 Comments

I win lottery. Sun goes nova.

4/7/2009
—Steven Meretzky
Source - 7 Comments

Bang postponed. Not Big enough. Reboot.

4/7/2009
—David Brin
Source - 1 Comment

His penis snapped off; he’s pregnant!

4/7/2009
—Rudy Rucker
Source - 8 Comments

Mr. Shicklegruber’s condom stops Hitler’s conception.

4/6/2009
—Arthur Chappell
2 Comments

Evolution reversed! Dinosaurs return… eat people

4/5/2009
—S. Tanna
4 Comments