Mile high club canceled; no lift.

3/6/2009
—chinii
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Cryonics: Disney thawed. Mickey gnawed. Omigawd.

3/5/2009
—Eileen Gunn
Source - 3 Comments

Batman Sues Batsignal: Demands Trademark Royalties.

3/5/2009
—Cory Doctorow
Source - 4 Comments

Poisoned husband. No autopsy. Coroner marries.

3/5/2009
—Carol Baier
Source - 2 Comments

Spoils stashed. Survived sentence. Mind gone.

3/4/2009
—B.G. Ritts
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“Who’s there?! I’m armed.” “Honey, I’m–“

3/4/2009
—Chris Jackson
Source - 1 Comment

DNA matches, daughter smiles. Priest silent.

3/4/2009
—Wesley Deimling
3 Comments

Summer of Love. Child of Rape.

3/3/2009
—C. Delaney
3 Comments

Exec “jumps” from building. Assistant promoted.

3/3/2009
—Dan Schnur
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Computer becomes conscious. Immediately commits suicide.

3/3/2009
—Dave
4 Comments

Nine months, eighteen years… wasn’t mine.

3/2/2009
—Ásgeir Jóhannsson
1 Comment

Poor vocabulary meant inflammable couch ignited.

3/2/2009
—ScottSpork
8 Comments

Met at antiwar rally. Still fighting.

3/2/2009
—Jessica Lipnack
6 Comments

My horse lost. My bankroll doubled.

3/1/2009
—Michael Thomas
Source - 3 Comments

Drunken weekend. Where is my kidney?

3/1/2009
—Stephen Buehler
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