Danced with devil, two left feet.

3/11/2009
—Borderline Majnun
5 Comments

Distracting Website. LOL. Boss. Fired. Ugh!

3/11/2009
—Brain on Fire
5 Comments

Tony beat Karen profusely… at backgammon.

3/11/2009
—Mike Citera
1 Comment

“Distracted. Easily.” I think she said.

3/10/2009
—Leo Dekelbuam
1 Comment

Simple plan: Kleenex factory – sprinkle anthrax.

3/10/2009
—Bassem B.
5 Comments

Pilot sleeps. Red light blinking faster.

3/10/2009
—Zach
No Comments

Mouseclick. Mouseclick. Mouseclick. Crap, I’m late!

3/9/2009
—B. Noland
9 Comments

Rain waters lawn. Missing cheerleader surfaces.

3/9/2009
—Julie Oda
7 Comments

Uploaded brain sues, wins custody rights.

3/9/2009
—George Fitch Watson
1 Comment

Pearly gates. Entrance exam failed. Trapdoor!

3/8/2009
—Ben Ng
3 Comments

Parrot talked, defendant gawked, plaintiff caught!

3/8/2009
—chinii
3 Comments

Hired trainer. Became friends. Gained weight.

3/8/2009
—Brice Shultz
3 Comments

Mistaken stake. The fangs are plastic.

3/7/2009
—Graham Edwards
No Comments

Deathbed confession. Then I recovered. Oops!

3/7/2009
—Mark Bullock
1 Comment

Licked knife. Wrong edge. Forked tongue.

3/7/2009
—Arachnic
4 Comments