Floating, he watched himself pronounced dead.

3/15/2010
—Lann

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Zombies…get guns! Forgot bullets. Damn.

3/14/2010
—Guru

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The last Astronaut watches Earth burn.

3/14/2010
—ArenTMA

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Commitment issues. A breakup follows. Whatever.

3/14/2010
—Emily

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Victory! Terminators are allergic to magnets.

3/13/2010
—Daedalus

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Irony: d’Artagnan dies of paper cut.

3/12/2010
—Prattle Assassin

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Ate candy from child-safe bottle. COLORRRSSSS

3/12/2010
—Geeorg Butche

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“No, that’s my time machine, imposter.”

3/12/2010
—David J. Griffin

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Went looking for Jesus. Found methamphetamine.

3/11/2010
—Keith

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Fiat lux … Fiat nox … Fiat … Crap!

3/11/2010
—Asmodean

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Received grade on H1N1 paper. “Superfluous.”

3/11/2010
—yroehT

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Emily’s letters from Iraq stopped coming.

3/10/2010
—Halcyon

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Moved to mountains, mountains move me.

3/10/2010
—Katrina Barber

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For sale: Guitar. No strings attached.

3/10/2010
—Matthijs Hoitsma

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Found: two swimsuits next to river.

3/9/2010
—David Hampson

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