Dead man lost. Flies will find.

8/23/2010
—D. Lish

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I moved, but my heart stayed.

8/23/2010
—Haley

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Hold me tight; the meteor’s close.

8/23/2010
—Richard Sutherland

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Three years after birth, he hears.

8/22/2010
—Ducky

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Stop sign. Cute girl. “Insurance please.”

8/22/2010
—Lowner

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The end began with lipstick marks.

8/22/2010
—Richard Sutherland

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“Let’s stay friends.” Translation: Goodbye, indefinitely.

8/21/2010
—joss

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Shoplifter chased into traffic; sneakers fly.

8/21/2010
—Matt S.

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Great fiance. Crappy husband. Great cuckold.

8/21/2010
—Loon

A cuckold is a married man with an adulterous wife.

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Volunteer bravely reignites dragon’s pilot light.

8/20/2010
—Prattle Assassin

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“I do.” He said, fingers crossed.

8/20/2010
—d.s. robinette

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Plot foiled: Supervillain’s lair in foreclosure.

8/20/2010
—Kenn Hoekstra

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She - blind. Miraculous donor. He - blind.

8/19/2010
—B.R.

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Teacher loses answer book …panic ensues.

8/19/2010
—Maximilian Goldfine

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Rectal cancer. Rectum nearly killed him.

8/19/2010
—Anon

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