My crush? My best friend’s boyfriend.

1/24/2011
—Hayley
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Emo cowboys draw weapons, shoot themselves.

1/24/2011
—Stephanie
2 Comments

Scratching heard…from inside the coffin.

1/24/2011
—Yuki
2 Comments

Monster under bed just wants friends.

1/24/2011
—J. Nguyen
3 Comments

Hated kids. Met preschooler. Future mother.

1/23/2011
—Zoe
2 Comments

Big rock, strong rope, Bye Mother-in-law.

1/23/2011
—Marissa LeeAnn
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Pregnant thrice. Still a childless parents.

1/23/2011
—Hopeful
3 Comments

Buried father today. He isn’t amused.

1/22/2011
—Mark Anthony
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Fires. Miss. Throws gun. Finds ammunition.

1/22/2011
—lol rofl
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Stock market plunges. Bankers follow suit.

1/22/2011
—Jeff Moulton
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Shuttle departs moon, leaving one man.

1/21/2011
—Stephanie
1 Comment

Went abroad. Finally feel like home.

1/21/2011
—Ant
3 Comments

Married young. Missed all the fun.

1/21/2011
—Breelynn
4 Comments

Three blind mice. One happy cat.

1/20/2011
—Dylan Gilbertson
1 Comment

They lived happily ever after. Separately.

1/20/2011
—Free logic with every purchase
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