He loves her, they’re ‘just friends’.

8/29/2010
—Jake L.
33 Comments

My wedding invitations. My hit list.

8/28/2010
—Adam
5 Comments

Amnesiac awakens: Who am I today?

8/28/2010
—Matt S.
No Comments

Nurse boner gives faulty BP reading.

8/28/2010
—Loon
1 Comment

“I’ll quit tomorrow,” then he died.

8/27/2010
—d.s. robinette
No Comments

“It was a mistake,” said God.

8/27/2010
—Melanie R
2 Comments

Proud man dies of crow allergy.

8/27/2010
—Prattle Assassin
3 Comments

Boy met girl. Girl met bus.

8/26/2010
—Jennifer
8 Comments

Sad. Schadenfreude. Laughs. Sorry. Guilty. Sad.

8/26/2010
—leona

Schadenfreude is pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.

3 Comments

Neurons link, we learn of love.

8/26/2010
—Archimidias
3 Comments

“lepidopterophobia spelunkers” — One hit on Google!

8/25/2010
—Dan Sohval
2 Comments

The party’s over. Designated driver snockered.

8/25/2010
—Loksi57
1 Comment

Pocket dialed dad while smoking weed.

8/24/2010
—willis marcus
2 Comments

Custodian closet quickie: Mile Low Club.

8/24/2010
—Loon
13 Comments

Stoned man hallucinating, writes holy book.

8/24/2010
—Dill Carver
7 Comments