Blind man can see past disability.

7/31/2010
—AllThree
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Madman turns genius after making profits.

7/30/2010
—Johnny Sittisin
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“I’ll do it tomorrow.” Tomorrow: ditto.

7/30/2010
—Jakub Kopeć
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Vampire hunter dozed, now sleeps un-dead.

7/30/2010
—Matt S.
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“You’re wrong.” “But who is happier?”

7/29/2010
—Jakub Kopeć
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Over-budget temple contractor shortens his chortens.

7/29/2010
—Prattle Assassin

A chorten is a ceremonial structure containing Buddhist relics, better known as a stupa.

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On the rocks. Scotch and marriage.

7/29/2010
—Riya
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Right place. Right time. Wrong dimension.

7/28/2010
—Kenn Hoekstra
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Emo totally devastated by spilt milk.

7/28/2010
—Prattle Assassin
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Medicated Hamlet makes boring ass play.

7/28/2010
—d.s. robinette
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“Help!” she cried. Only silence answered.

7/27/2010
—Kate
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After carefully dismantling Chekhov’s gun, I

7/27/2010
—Philip Klop

Chekhov’s gun is the literary technique whereby an element is introduced early in the story, but its significance does not become clear until later on.

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Wished for immortality. Became lichen. Expletive.

7/27/2010
—Bren Mccullough
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Bad hangover. Misses flight. September 11th.

7/26/2010
—Joel
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Ambulances in Sicilian cross; 4 DOAs.

7/26/2010
—Prattle Assassin
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