Country made revolver. Revolver made country.

8/13/2010
—Shifa Maitra
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Traffic blocked ambulance arrives too late.

8/13/2010
—Loksi57
1 Comment

Modelling Union: first meeting at buffet.

8/13/2010
—Richard E. Bowness
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Everyone mocks Scoff Drops™ inventor –- initially.

8/12/2010
—Prattle Assassin
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Stretchered out: arsonist. Accelerant: too effective.

8/12/2010
—Matt S.
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Loved her enough to pretend otherwise.

8/12/2010
—Eric Hsieh
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“1 + 1” … “-1” … “= 0.5”

8/11/2010
—M. Fallon
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Man survives Pearl Harbor; buys Toyota.

8/11/2010
—Dill Carver
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Quit coffee: short nails, shorter fuse.

8/10/2010
—Lisa
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Epitaph: Anti-abortion Activist. Died in Childbirth.

8/10/2010
—Pam Smith
2 Comments

Old friends. One time hook-up. Acquaintances.

8/10/2010
—joss
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Check bounced. So did his head.

8/9/2010
—Nathan Billington
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Bought monkey a typewriter. Awaiting Bible.

8/1/2010
—Loon
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Masturbated during childbirth documentary. Failed Sex-Ed.

7/31/2010
—Loon
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Fatty looks full. Dietician is missing.

7/31/2010
—Archduke Lenin the Unready
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