God creates g-spot. “No, smaller.” -Cackles-

3/26/2010
—disasterpiece
2 Comments

Doctor gave me twenty-four hours. Yesterday.

3/25/2010
—Nathan
1 Comment

Cry myself a river. Add toaster.

3/25/2010
—Zack Teitel
1 Comment

“Cut the red wire?! I’m colorblind!!!”

3/25/2010
—Ben Ng
3 Comments

Second Date. Good-Night Kiss. Audible Fart.

3/24/2010
—TheRealUrchin
1 Comment

Science fair. Black hole. Planet gone.

3/24/2010
—Colin
1 Comment

Her baby has my husband’s allergies.

3/24/2010
—Emily
4 Comments

Newbie jumps from plane. Forgets parachute.

3/23/2010
—Cinnia
No Comments

Crush online. “What’s up?” Crush offline.

3/23/2010
—Acatalepsy
6 Comments

Deforestation conpsiricists: Michener, Proust, Hearst, I.R.S.

3/23/2010
—Prattle Assassin
No Comments

New TV! Only snow? Nuclear winter…

3/22/2010
—Eric
No Comments

False teeth fell out. Kiss ended.

3/22/2010
—Kelly Railton
1 Comment

Eating for two, she mistakenly thought.

3/22/2010
—Prattle Assassin
3 Comments

Time travel paradox: Prevented Big Bang.

3/21/2010
—Marc
6 Comments

Shit. Time travel is one way.

3/21/2010
—Stephen
3 Comments