Badmouthed her. Realized she’s behind me.

3/30/2010
—Jesus
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“That grenade you just threw looked pinlike . . .”

3/30/2010
—Prattle Assassin
4 Comments

Tried to stare down mirror. Lost!

3/30/2010
—oztaurus
3 Comments

Putin deflects asteroid… …directly into Washington.

3/29/2010
—drakegta
5 Comments

Missing Tooth. Darkness. 23 Frantic Minutes.

3/29/2010
—Intenzity
1 Comment

Wish I’d met his friends first.

3/29/2010
—GCH
1 Comment

Fucked when drunk, ignored when sober.

3/28/2010
—Sterling Chainsaws
4 Comments

Obscenities on whiteboard. In Sharpie. Shit.

3/28/2010
—Echo Es
2 Comments

Planned sick day. Blizzard. Snow day.

3/28/2010
—Kitty Berlin
1 Comment

High Class. Stocks Crash. Spare Change?

3/27/2010
—Benny
1 Comment

Second Prize. Beauty Contest. Collect…$10??

3/27/2010
—Ken
3 Comments

Lonely. New email! Spam. It’ll do.

3/27/2010
—Luke
1 Comment

Invented time travel, removed this story…

3/27/2010
—Colin
6 Comments

Fakeout on the interstate equals disaster.

3/26/2010
—John Othello
No Comments

Halitosis under mistletoe. Nowhere to run.

3/26/2010
—Prattle Assassin
3 Comments