Mix-a-lot gasps, “Ass fixation, not ASPHYXIATION!!!!”

4/21/2010
—Libertiness
2 Comments

His last twenty dollars on red.

4/19/2010
—David
Source - 4 Comments

Bravely, Zack refused the passed joint.

4/18/2010
—passlake
Source - 3 Comments

Iced the dame. Knew too much.

4/18/2010
Source - 1 Comment

Talent drowning in files still dreams.

4/18/2010
—Haken
Source - No Comments

Neglected her. She left. I follow.

4/17/2010
—Yehuda Berlinger
Source - No Comments

Girl on fire. An old flame?

4/17/2010
—nihualahain
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Armageddon imminent. Make list. Tick most.

4/16/2010
—Ian Rankin
Source - 1 Comment

Coyote howls, dark night, flat tire.

4/16/2010
—Ginger
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Co-ed learns professors can rape, too.

4/16/2010
—Jeff Brown
Source - 3 Comments

Falling snow erases more than footprints.

4/15/2010
—Amy
Source - 2 Comments

Secretary broke leg; rediscovering plumpy wife.

4/1/2010
—un passant
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She loved again. I never did.

3/31/2010
—Nikolaj
6 Comments

Pre-historic fish: “Haha! You grew legs!”

3/31/2010
—John Othello
1 Comment

Fooled him with my seven-shooter!

3/31/2010
—Prattle Assassin
2 Comments