He points, “Look! It’s a distraction!”

4/26/2010
—Alejandro
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Personality found in bottle of Jager.

4/26/2010
—jonek
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God pays attention. “Whoa, my bad!”

4/25/2010
—Devlin
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Car keys lost. Sold sofa yesterday.

4/25/2010
—Aravindan P
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Spiders hatch. Man gets sudden headache.

4/25/2010
—S. Cote
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Breaking news: World peace. Humans extinct.

4/24/2010
—Taylor Mefford
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Shelter helps. Cold doesn’t. Death does.

4/24/2010
—WaitingSoon
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Baby looks just like the milkman.

4/24/2010
—Melanie K.
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War over. Back home. Nightmares begin.

4/23/2010
—Dr. Quantum
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Threw back the fish. Ordered pizza.

4/23/2010
—SC
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Publisher yawned. Book still a dream.

4/23/2010
—Sapan Shah
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Brick wall finished. Where’s the door?

4/22/2010
—S. Cote
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Spent rent money. On tequila. Again.

4/22/2010
—Dikles
4 Comments

Emily’s letters from Iraq stopped coming.

4/22/2010
—Halcyon
3 Comments

He said ‘I do’… he didn’t.

4/21/2010
—Leila
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