Job application. Skills? World of Warcraft.

3/16/2010
—oztaurus
6 Comments

“Pray the burping ATM stays sick!”

3/15/2010
—Prattle Assassin
No Comments

Man builds computer. Computer builds man.

3/15/2010
—Ben Ng
3 Comments

Floating, he watched himself pronounced dead.

3/15/2010
—Lann
1 Comment

Zombies…get guns! Forgot bullets. Damn.

3/14/2010
—Guru
1 Comment

The last Astronaut watches Earth burn.

3/14/2010
—ArenTMA
3 Comments

Commitment issues. A breakup follows. Whatever.

3/14/2010
—Emily
No Comments

Victory! Terminators are allergic to magnets.

3/13/2010
—Daedalus
2 Comments

Irony: d’Artagnan dies of paper cut.

3/12/2010
—Prattle Assassin
3 Comments

Ate candy from child-safe bottle. COLORRRSSSS

3/12/2010
—Geeorg Butche
1 Comment

“No, that’s my time machine, imposter.”

3/12/2010
—David J. Griffin
1 Comment

Went looking for Jesus. Found methamphetamine.

3/11/2010
—Keith
1 Comment

Fiat lux … Fiat nox … Fiat … Crap!

3/11/2010
—Asmodean
No Comments

Received grade on H1N1 paper. “Superfluous.”

3/11/2010
—yroehT
3 Comments

Emily’s letters from Iraq stopped coming.

3/10/2010
—Halcyon
2 Comments