Failed class. Attempted suicide. Failed again.

1/4/2013
—Eddie O'Neil
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Lovely nurse, impure thoughts. CLEAR! Passed.

1/3/2013
—Valter Egon
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Free rent. Three squares. Maximum Security.

1/2/2013
—Alex
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Absent-minded grandma opens cupboard. Inside… skeleton.

1/1/2013
—Dan
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Selling rifle, never used. Dropped once.

12/31/2012
—Dan
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We’re only married because it’s easy.

12/30/2012
—Tristan
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As my team lost, I profited.

12/29/2012
—D. Hermanson
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Match, made in heaven, ignited hell.

12/28/2012
—Joel
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Relationship expires; leaves a bitter aftertaste.

12/27/2012
—Natalie Connors
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Home late. Doors locked. I’m caught.

12/26/2012
—Maria Animo
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Surgeon saves patient. Patient thanks God.

12/25/2012
—Das it mane
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Left handed woman seeks Mr. Right.

12/24/2012
—Amber
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When you died, Christmas died too.

12/23/2012
—Davina
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Three bind mice. Cat had lunch.

12/22/2012
—Joe Douglas
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12/12/2012 : Mayans ? Whoever were the mayaaaaaaa…

12/21/2012
—Angelus

According to ancient Mayan prophecy, December 12, 2008 is the “end of time” — the day that the world will end.

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