The memory ray could still…uh…

10/23/2009
—Eph of Ecks
1 Comment

She is pregnant. He is sterile.

10/22/2009
—Swati
4 Comments

Universe ending. Still awaiting rescue ship…

10/22/2009
—stardust rain
2 Comments

Responded to Nigerian e-mail: IT WORKED!!!!!!!

10/22/2009
—Ken Krimstein
3 Comments

For Beatrice; Inferno, Purgatorio, Paradiso. uh-oh.

10/21/2009
—Dante
1 Comment

President trips! Accidentally presses red button…

10/21/2009
—Ben Ng
2 Comments

Ate bug for a dare. Poisoned.

10/21/2009
—John
No Comments

“Cancel my funeral, Dad. I’m back.”

10/20/2009
—Oli Beale
4 Comments

We stopped time. Forever. Happy. Together.

10/20/2009
—Jori
7 Comments

Drunk. Drunk. Rehab. Abstinence. Drunk. Damnit.

10/20/2009
—Benguin
No Comments

Locked doublewide. Fat cats. Owner missing.

10/19/2009
—Prattle Assassin
3 Comments

Hunchback on Prozac, “Call me Fullmodo!”

10/17/2009
—Ken Krimstein
3 Comments

God went on Vacation. Population Outburst!

10/16/2009
—Riyaz Usman
5 Comments

Eagle Scout. Drinking bout. Doubt. Out.

10/16/2009
—Niki Robinson
No Comments

Kidnapped baby found dead. Million gone.

10/16/2009
—Yoshinori Todo
3 Comments