“Take this job and shove… Promotion?!”

4/20/2009
—Brice Shultz
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Defendant: black. Twenty minute deliberation. “Guilty.”

4/20/2009
—Sinanzee
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Drunk. Peed in closet. Blamed dog.

4/20/2009
—Eva
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Robot love is forever. Battery dies.

4/19/2009
—Didi
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Fell asleep smoking. Woke up homeless.

4/19/2009
—Jkypoo
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Mime trapped in box. Irony lost.

4/19/2009
—ocean master
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Steel beast awakens. First victims: creators.

4/18/2009
—BoboTheHobo
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Self-aware reincarnation; heretic and messiah.

4/18/2009
—Lee Michael Stein
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Guilty until proven innocent. Trial denied.

4/18/2009
—gigijb
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“Mommy? Why aren’t you moving? …Mommy?”

4/17/2009
—Sheila Faris-Penn
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Dropped love letter in wrong locker.

4/17/2009
—Julie Oda
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Jesus returns. Brings back more post-humans.

4/17/2009
—MacGregor Harp
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Husband home. Lover panics – closet full!

4/16/2009
—Yorgos
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Temperature rose, snowman melted, corpse revealed.

4/16/2009
—Yorgos
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Popov. Popped off! Cherry popped. Zoloft.

4/16/2009
—Kate
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