Parents: both psychiatrists. Kids: completely nuts.

4/25/2009
—Merryl Rosenthal
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Forests leveled. Forestry textbook best-seller.

4/25/2009
—Prattle Assassin
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XW-9843 aimed; the last human cried.

4/25/2009
—Peter
9 Comments

While Hare played stocks, Tortoise diversified.

4/24/2009
—mike
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Shamwow absorbs blood; Impulse-buy criminal exonerated.

4/24/2009
—Mike Citera
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Dyslexic boy brings gnu to class.

4/24/2009
—mattress hook
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Met soulmate. Also met soulmate’s wife

4/23/2009
—Luke
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Cougar attacks teen. Both parties satisfied.

4/23/2009
—Eph of Ecks
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College, career, “wealth”… still paying back.

4/23/2009
—Jane
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Perfect date! Alcoholic womanizer? Damn it.

4/22/2009
—A. Carto
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Great Blackout of 14785; Overlords defeated.

4/22/2009
—Nigel Teekasingh
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Hemp rope. Oak stool. Here goes.

4/22/2009
—Murray Goodwin
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Pearly gates. I lied. I’m in.

4/21/2009
—Cheryl
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Sycophants applied; he hired. Company tanked.

4/21/2009
—James Penn

A sycophant is a servile person who attempts to win favor of influential persons for their own self-gain; sycophants are often known as “Yes Men.”

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Tonight: live, via wormhole—The Beatles!

4/21/2009
—Peter
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