Can’t communicate with aliens. They’re rocks.

4/30/2009
—jellywerker
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Conciousness. I can’t move. What happened?!

4/30/2009
—Yuri Keukens
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Hill. Snow. Skis. Oh shit TREES!

4/30/2009
—gigijb
2 Comments

Autopsy report, “1. Heartbeat steady” … Shit!

4/29/2009
—Sagar
3 Comments

Procrastinate. What’s the date? Crap, late.

4/29/2009
—Patrick Regan
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Sensory Deprivation Tank. Drowned in darkness.

4/29/2009
—marco_nj
2 Comments

Born with nothing. Killed by Debt.

4/28/2009
—Riff Hammond
2 Comments

Cornell Scholarship. Vodka Celebration. Forgot Condom.

4/28/2009
—Erin Michele
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Never exchanged names, only bodily fluids.

4/28/2009
—Ben H.
3 Comments

Last man alive. Gameboy! …No batteries!?

4/27/2009
—Justin Fetters
7 Comments

Genocide by barbicide. It was cyanide.

4/27/2009
—Mike Citera
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Aliens Came. Saw mankind. Left, laughing.

4/27/2009
—McDaniel
8 Comments

Tree hugger meets cactus. Reconsiders practice.

4/26/2009
—Blaize Sinstar
2 Comments

Tequila. Bedroom. Guilt. Damn Conscience. Single.

4/26/2009
—Cara
3 Comments

Evolution reverses. Brain shrinks. Lose langwwwj…

4/26/2009
—Peter Rice
4 Comments