Car accident: twin becomes only child.

7/29/2012
—Caleb
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TSA dropout becomes celebrated proctologist.

7/16/2012
—Prattle Assassin
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Teleportation inventor becomes hybrid: man-bugspray.

12/30/2010
—Justas
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Scientist becomes president. Politics are outlawed.

5/29/2010
—Brandon
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Tropical depression quits Zoloft, becomes hurricane.

11/25/2009
—Prattle Assassin
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One more operation, cyborg becomes robot.

10/29/2009
—Sean Brogan
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Failed. Red marker: F becomes A!

6/24/2009
—Pete Berg
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“Instant nose jobs!” Pinocchio becomes lawyer.

5/21/2009
—Arvind
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Robot becomes sentient. Learns to lie.

4/13/2009
—Kevin Qi
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Computer becomes conscious. Immediately commits suicide.

3/3/2009
—Dave
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