Five armed vampires enter blood bank.

8/19/2012
—NC
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Long ago, blood stains. Today? Ketchup.

11/9/2009
—J.H. Kranti
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Captain Hook picks nose. Blood everywhere!

10/13/2009
—Brice
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Took EC. Six weeks, no blood…

7/7/2009
—Sara N.

E.C. stands for Emergency Contraception — often known as the “Morning After Pill.”

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Shamwow absorbs blood; Impulse-buy criminal exonerated.

4/24/2009
—Mike Citera
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Taking blood donations. Vampire food pantry.

4/9/2009
—gigijb
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The baby’s blood type? Human, mostly.

1/6/2009
—Orson Scott Card
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