Jet lag. Morning wood. Misunderstood. Damn!

4/1/2012
—Prattle Assassin
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Broke up. Baby?! Damn… I’m stuck.

2/17/2011
—Bobby Moreno
1 Comment

Zombies…get guns! Forgot bullets. Damn.

3/14/2010
—Guru
1 Comment

Jackpot! I quit! Damn. Misread numbers.

3/1/2010
—Kenn Hoekstra
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Plummeting in pieces. Damn upward-ejecting helicopters!

9/26/2009
—Harsch Kothari
2 Comments

“Twenty.” Hit me. Wait, no. DAMN!

7/7/2009
—Elena
2 Comments

Tequila. Bedroom. Guilt. Damn Conscience. Single.

4/26/2009
—Cara
3 Comments

Perfect date! Alcoholic womanizer? Damn it.

4/22/2009
—A. Carto
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Seventy-two virgins! Gender not specified. Damn.

4/12/2009
—Nomad
2 Comments

…loves me not. Last petal. Damn.

3/12/2009
—Ashley
4 Comments

“Neck bone’s connected to … damn … IGOR!”

2/25/2009
—Daen de Leon
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Found Sasquatch. Camera battery dead. Damn.

2/10/2009
—Andrew
5 Comments

Mind of its own. Damn lawnmower.

2/7/2009
—David Brin
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Reversing. Bump… Bump… Damn Dog. Divorce.

1/29/2009
—Abdullah
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