Won the lottery. Tweeted. Found dead.

11/10/2009
—repka
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Dead Hooker In House?! Garbage Disposal.

10/30/2009
—Zakar
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Kidnapped baby found dead. Million gone.

10/16/2009
—Yoshinori Todo
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Obnoxious expert mycologist dead — ingested amanitas.

9/2/2009
—B.G. Ritts

Mycology is the branch of biology concerned with the study of fungi, and amanitas are some of the most toxic known mushrooms found worldwide. This genus is responsible for approximately 95% of the fatalities resulting from mushroom poisoning.

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Depressed. Exacto knife. Cut. Bleed. Dead.

8/11/2009
—B.F.
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Two cars. Four bottles. Six dead.

8/8/2009
—Regina Krah
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Critic dead. Novel unpublished. Lucky escape.

8/2/2009
—James Hazelden
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Dog playing dead. Whoops––not playing!

7/31/2009
—Lisa
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Eat organic? Too expensive. Sick. Dead.

7/21/2009
—P.A. Flaherty
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Jackson dead; Culkin unavailable for comment.

6/25/2009
—drakegta
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Innocent eyes, feigned surprise. “He’s dead?!”

6/2/2009
—Rachel S. Heslin
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Awakened by fire. Tethered?! Cough… dead.

5/31/2009
—Leeanna Young
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Church destroyed in fire. Nun dead.

5/13/2009
—"The" Ryan
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Germ-X, Lysol 99.99% dead. Flu .01%.

4/15/2009
—gigijb
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Jumping on bed! Ceiling fan. Dead.

2/19/2009
—Brice Shultz
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