Failed class. Attempted suicide. Failed again.

1/4/2013
—Eddie O'Neil
4 Comments

Failed suicide attempt. Paralyzed. Suffer life.

6/22/2012
—F
5 Comments

Suicide failed: poison past sell by.

2/14/2011
—Justas
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Masturbated during childbirth documentary. Failed Sex-Ed.

7/31/2010
—Loon
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Overdue power bill. Failed 8AM exam.

2/22/2010
—thebull
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Failed. Red marker: F becomes A!

6/24/2009
—Pete Berg
3 Comments

Failed. Stormed. Blamed. Sulked. Understood. Succeeded.

4/8/2009
—Yehuda Berlinger
Source - 1 Comment

Tongue tied in elevator. Startup failed.

3/23/2009
—Judy Bott

(Wikipedia article on the “elevator pitch.”)

1 Comment

Pearly gates. Entrance exam failed. Trapdoor!

3/8/2009
—Ben Ng
3 Comments

Failed SAT. Lost scholarship. Invented rocket.

12/29/2008
—William Shatner
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