Suicide failed: poison past sell by.

2/14/2011
—Justas

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Masturbated during childbirth documentary. Failed Sex-Ed.

7/31/2010
—Loon

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Overdue power bill. Failed 8AM exam.

2/22/2010
—thebull

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Failed. Red marker: F becomes A!

6/24/2009
—Pete Berg

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Failed. Stormed. Blamed. Sulked. Understood. Succeeded.

4/8/2009
—Yehuda Berlinger

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Tongue tied in elevator. Startup failed.

3/23/2009
—Judy Bott

(Wikipedia article on the “elevator pitch.”)

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Pearly gates. Entrance exam failed. Trapdoor!

3/8/2009
—Ben Ng

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Failed SAT. Lost scholarship. Invented rocket.

12/29/2008
—William Shatner

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