First billboard on Mars: “NO MAGNETS.”

8/1/2009
—Tim Melia

(Mars does not have a planetary magnetic field.)

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Consolation prize: gun… First prize: hijacked.

6/4/2009
—Lee Michael Stein
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First date. Bathroom Break. Anal Leakage.

5/23/2009
—khowey
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Steel beast awakens. First victims: creators.

4/18/2009
—BoboTheHobo
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Best friend’s wife: first true love.

2/21/2009
—Anonymous
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First date. Train late. Didn’t wait.

2/20/2009
—Paul Rutherford
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