First love found again, in obits.

3/11/2011
—Sky

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First words: “Hello, World!” Programmer’s baby.

2/16/2011
—Rio Noelani

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Love at first sight. Stalking conviction.

1/2/2011
—@Teowulf

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Modelling Union: first meeting at buffet.

8/13/2010
—Richard E. Bowness

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Deleted his number. Memorized it first.

5/24/2010
—Faye

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First draft: Juliet dies. Romeo necrophilic.

5/1/2010
—Libertiness

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Wish I’d met his friends first.

3/29/2010
—GCH

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Foreclosure came, got my first paycheck.

2/3/2010
—Sebastian

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Good news first: You have amnesia.

12/22/2009
—Prattle Assassin

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First date, awkward smiles, rewarding kiss.

12/9/2009
—Donna

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They attacked April 1st. Nobody suspected.

10/29/2009
—James Hazelden

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First gray appears — eliminated by chemo.

10/7/2009
—Kathleen A. Ryan

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First billboard on Mars: “NO MAGNETS.”

8/1/2009
—Tim Melia

(Mars does not have a planetary magnetic field.)

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Consolation prize: gun… First prize: hijacked.

6/4/2009
—Lee Michael Stein

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First date. Bathroom Break. Anal Leakage.

5/23/2009
—khowey

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