“You’re not a good artist, Adolf.”

2/28/2014
—myoldaccntwasdeleted
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“Play dead.” Cerebral aneurysm. “Good… acting…?!”

7/5/2012
—Silvia Lupuianu
2 Comments

Left good man before menopause. Mistake.

4/4/2012
—Debra Argosy
No Comments

Second Date. Good-Night Kiss. Audible Fart.

3/24/2010
—TheRealUrchin
1 Comment

Good news first: You have amnesia.

12/22/2009
—Prattle Assassin
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Good news: No boyfriend. Bad: Fiancee.

8/23/2009
—Zivlok
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Things were good. Then came Man.

6/13/2009
—Rindo R.
6 Comments

Good government. Good government. Sit. Stay.

2/6/2009
—G. M. Harding Institute
7 Comments

Rex devoured Annabelle’s corpse. Good dog.

1/21/2009
—Mike Citera
2 Comments

Free to good home: Extraneous coffin.

12/30/2008
—Barbara Trapido
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