Fire! Stopped. Dropped. Rolled… off cliff.

1/16/2013
—Israel
1 Comment

Columbus tumbles off world. King refunded.

6/6/2012
2 Comments

Robot invasion?! Oh, found Off switch.

12/23/2010
—Phillip Goldfarb
1 Comment

Car drives off cliff. GPS: “Recalculating…”

12/2/2009
—David Abraham Chua
2 Comments

Artistic Civilization: Accountant cuts off ear

11/23/2009
—Ken Krimstein
No Comments

Horses gone missing. Apocalypse called off.

7/28/2009
—Pro B
2 Comments

Man takes off work, dies alone.

6/20/2009
—Michael Flumere
No Comments

Jumped off skyscraper, discovered couldn’t die.

5/25/2009
—Brice Shultz
1 Comment

Popov. Popped off! Cherry popped. Zoloft.

4/16/2009
—Kate
2 Comments

His penis snapped off; he’s pregnant!

4/7/2009
—Rudy Rucker
Source - 8 Comments

Brake line cut. Chauffeur’s day off.

2/18/2009
—Stephen Allan
Source - 2 Comments

Cry river. Build bridge. Jump off.

1/18/2009
—Brad Milison
6 Comments