Post-war reconstruction. Corrupt contractors clean up.

12/5/2012
—Aruna
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Broke up. Baby?! Damn… I’m stuck.

2/17/2011
—Bobby Moreno
1 Comment

Scientists just broke up; no chemistry.

2/9/2011
—Yalubill M.L.
1 Comment

Grew up. Forgot how to fly.

2/4/2011
—Elena K.
6 Comments

Turns the ignition. Car blows up.

12/17/2010
—Luc
2 Comments

Crush online. “What’s up?” Crush offline.

3/23/2010
—Acatalepsy
6 Comments

Woke up in front of TRAIN.

3/20/2010
—Guy
2 Comments

Woke up during surgery, couldn’t scream.

3/16/2010
—Milo Keegan
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Woke up early. Reached work late.

12/29/2009
—Darwin Hero
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Always waking up beside her ghost.

10/10/2009
—James Hazelden
3 Comments

Straw to another, “Suck it up!”

7/26/2009
—khowey
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Picked up spirits: spirits picked up!

7/3/2009
—Sarah Landon
1 Comment

Fell asleep smoking. Woke up homeless.

4/19/2009
—Jkypoo
4 Comments

Checked Facebook. Apparently we broke up.

2/12/2009
—Tom
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This Side Up; realized too late.

1/20/2009
—djay
1 Comment