She worked hard. He drank harder.

4/20/2012
—Shail
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Born. Schooled. Worked. Died… Never lived.

11/3/2009
—Xian
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Responded to Nigerian e-mail: IT WORKED!!!!!!!

10/22/2009
—Ken Krimstein
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Alcohol worked. Condom didn’t. Awkward situation.

7/17/2009
—Aleksandr
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Paralytic worked fast. Intubation too slow.

6/9/2009
—drakegta

A paralytic is a substance that causes paralysis; and intubation is refers to the placement of a tube through a body orifice as part of a medical treatment.

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Constipated mathematician worked problem with pencil.

2/8/2009
—Nate Brown
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Poison; meditation; skiing; ants— nothing worked.

1/30/2009
—Edward Albee
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