Won the World. Lost the Girl.

7/24/2012
—Devin Michelle
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Columbus tumbles off world. King refunded.

6/6/2012
2 Comments

She merely smiled. His world stopped.

3/31/2012
—Erin Porter
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First words: “Hello, World!” Programmer’s baby.

2/16/2011
—Rio Noelani
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Helping the Third World. Ignoring relatives.

2/15/2011
—Jakub Kopeć
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Transfer to public school. World discovered.

2/7/2011
—(required)
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Car hits dog, crushes child’s world.

1/29/2011
—DL
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PRINT “Hello, world.” Goodbye, social life.

7/24/2010
—Pritchard

A “Hello World” program is a simple computer program which prints out “Hello World.” on a display device. It is used in many introductory tutorials for teaching a programming language.

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World’s second-oldest person gets promoted.

5/12/2010
—Prattle Assassin
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World creates man. Man creates pizzaburger.

4/29/2010
—Fankner
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Breaking news: World peace. Humans extinct.

4/24/2010
—Taylor Mefford
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Job application. Skills? World of Warcraft.

3/16/2010
—oztaurus
6 Comments

Operation: ‘World Peace’, misguided, says Military.

2/18/2010
—5/10
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Vegan zombies. The world is relieved.

12/2/2009
—thew
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Alcoholic creates fantasy world; lives there.

10/10/2009
—drakegta
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