Archive of published articles on January, 2009

She’s in labor. He’s in traffic.

1/23/2009
—Foje
1 Comment

Married a woman; divorced a man.

1/23/2009
—Sean Brogan
6 Comments

Indian engineer in America; drives taxis.

1/23/2009
—Andrew Edwards
Source - 3 Comments

Bare fingered; left hand clutching ring.

1/22/2009
—Melissa
Source - 2 Comments

“Cellar?” “Gate to, uh… hell, actually.”

1/22/2009
—Ronald D. Moore
Source - 1 Comment

Manatees frolic near motorboats! Accidental bloodbath.

1/21/2009
—Pete Berg
3 Comments

The burning Mona Lisa finally frowned.

1/21/2009
—Ken Krimstein
2 Comments

Rex devoured Annabelle’s corpse. Good dog.

1/21/2009
—Mike Citera
4 Comments

Newspaper delivery. Broken window. Pizza delivery.

1/21/2009
—Nate Brown
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This Side Up; realized too late.

1/20/2009
—djay
2 Comments

“Welcome to Moeshe Christiansen’s Bar Mitzvah.”

1/20/2009
—Andrea Seigel
Source - 2 Comments

Debates have rules. This was war.

1/20/2009
—J David
Source - 2 Comments

I Cooked. Forgot. Overcooked. Ordered out.

1/20/2009
—Yehuda Berlinger
Source - 2 Comments

Havana’s no place for hockey, coach.

1/20/2009
—Nicholas Weinstock.
Source - No Comments

Heart stolen. Thief located. Cardiac arrest?

1/19/2009
—Joey
6 Comments