Archive of published articles on January, 2009

She’s in labor. He’s in traffic.

1/23/2009
—Foje

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Married a woman; divorced a man.

1/23/2009
—Sean Brogan

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Indian engineer in America; drives taxis.

1/23/2009
—Andrew Edwards

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Bare fingered; left hand clutching ring.

1/22/2009
—Melissa

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“Cellar?” “Gate to, uh… hell, actually.”

1/22/2009
—Ronald D. Moore

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Manatees frolic near motorboats! Accidental bloodbath.

1/21/2009
—Pete Berg

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The burning Mona Lisa finally frowned.

1/21/2009
—Ken Krimstein

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Rex devoured Annabelle’s corpse. Good dog.

1/21/2009
—Mike Citera

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Newspaper delivery. Broken window. Pizza delivery.

1/21/2009
—Nate Brown

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This Side Up; realized too late.

1/20/2009
—djay

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“Welcome to Moeshe Christiansen’s Bar Mitzvah.”

1/20/2009
—Andrea Seigel

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Debates have rules. This was war.

1/20/2009
—J David

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I Cooked. Forgot. Overcooked. Ordered out.

1/20/2009
—Yehuda Berlinger

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Havana’s no place for hockey, coach.

1/20/2009
—Nicholas Weinstock.

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Heart stolen. Thief located. Cardiac arrest?

1/19/2009
—Joey

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