Archive of published articles on January, 2009

Tipped the cow; tipped the butcher.

1/19/2009
—Sean Brogan

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“What’s for dinner?” “Us, I believe.”

1/19/2009
—Harry Hoover

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Mother’s-milk. Ribena. Tetley’s. Chibuku-Shake-Shake. Complan. Morphine.

1/18/2009
—Marina Lewycka

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“Oh, Rita.” “Oh, Ralph.” “…Ralph?” “…Shit.”

1/18/2009
—Daniel Hawking

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Cry river. Build bridge. Jump off.

1/18/2009
—Brad Milison

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K.I.A. Baghdad, Aged 18 - Closed Casket

1/17/2009
—Richard K. Morgan

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Kirby had never eaten toes before.

1/17/2009
—Kevin Smith

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Socks, sandals, wintry mix. Instantly regretted.

1/17/2009
—Sean Brogan

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Played the word Scrabble; Irony disappointing.

1/17/2009
—Mike Citera

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He married a foreigner for simplicity.

1/16/2009
—Paul

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Horny professor. Failing coed. No tenure.

1/16/2009
—Sue Grafton

Title: “A Short History of Academia”

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Osama’s time machine: President Gore concerned.

1/16/2009
—Charles Stross

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I saw. I conquered. Couldn’t come.

1/16/2009
—David Lodge

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Swallowed pills. Put on glasses. Shit!

1/15/2009
—Ken Krimstein

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We went solar; sun went nova.

1/15/2009
—Ken MacLeod

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