Archive of articles classified as' "Found on Web"

Gun? Check. Bullet? Check. Alibi? Unnecessary.

2/17/2009
—Eric Beetner
Source - 4 Comments

Tortured childhood, meeting parent. Poisoned drink.

2/17/2009
—Patricia Hale
Source - 5 Comments

Decorator needed urgently. Parents return soon!

2/16/2009
—Jennifer Turner
Source - 3 Comments

Shortsighted surgeon sued by former baritone.

2/15/2009
—Henry Radcliffe
Source - 1 Comment

They suck, Pete Best consoled himself.

2/15/2009
—Michael Levy

(Pete Best was the original drummer of the Beatles, who famously quit the band shortly before they hit it big.)

Source - 4 Comments

Bernie fell for Claire. Twelve stories.

2/15/2009
—Jeff Brechlin
Source - 3 Comments

Darn, hired undercover cop hitman. Refund?

2/15/2009
—Lynn Kubota
Source - 1 Comment

My wife’s suicide note: ungrammatical, naturally.

2/14/2009
—Tom Witte
4 Comments

Giveaway: Labrador, 12 mos. House broken.

2/14/2009
—Lawrence McGuire
Source - 1 Comment

Born forlorn. Lived unloved. Died unmourned.

2/13/2009
—The Politician
Source - 3 Comments

Discovered cure. Celebrated. Forgot the formula.

2/13/2009
—The Raffish Dandy
Source - 5 Comments

Told her. Lost her. Honesty’s overrated.

2/12/2009
—tboy
Source - 5 Comments

New car! Celebration drink! License lost.

2/12/2009
—Gary Carpmail
Source - No Comments

Checked Facebook. Apparently we broke up.

2/12/2009
—Tom
Source - 9 Comments

A basket, a child, a note.

2/11/2009
—Atom
Source - 3 Comments