Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

Optimist drowned in half full bathtub.

1/23/2010
—American Dad
18 Comments

Fat. Drugs. Skinny. Rehab. …Fat again.

1/23/2010
—Rustan Crane
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Coma. 20 years. Awake! Divorced… Suicide.

1/22/2010
—Ben Ng
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Befriended tycoon. Married. Murdered. Now heiress.

1/22/2010
—Neelmani Bhatia
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Seven-shooter surprises Arnold the Kid.

1/22/2010
—Prattle Assassin
1 Comment

Didn’t fall in love. You pushed.

1/21/2010
—Emily
2 Comments

Buried on Monday. Dies on Tuesday.

1/21/2010
—Matt McGraw
4 Comments

I am Jedi! Wait…automatic doors…

1/21/2010
—JC
2 Comments

Genius born. Drunk driver. Genius lost.

1/20/2010
—Loza
9 Comments

4+ hours. Called Pfizer. Busy signal…

1/20/2010
—Prattle Assassin
4 Comments

For sale: indoor trapeze, cemetery plots.

1/20/2010
—Bella Stander
1 Comment

He loved her. She loved Jesus.

1/20/2010
—@Teowulf
7 Comments

Prozac ruins Leonard Cohen’s songwriting career.

1/18/2010
—Prattle Assassin
3 Comments

Slinky plus escalator. Never ending JOY!

1/16/2010
—Danielle
3 Comments

Ambulance engine died: so did patient.

1/16/2010
—John Tuinema
1 Comment