Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

Aluminum was recycled. “Curses, foiled again!”

10/6/2009
—Synik
3 Comments

Twins?! Kidnappers’ ransom demand: other son.

10/6/2009
—Charlie
2 Comments

Pen stained shirt minutes before presentation.

10/6/2009
—Roma Diaz
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Child support? Fuck that. Maury time.

10/5/2009
—AHC
6 Comments

Same city. Same desire. No communication.

10/5/2009
—Ishtiaque Zico
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Suicide attempt. Gun misfires. Heart too.

10/5/2009
—Pro B
3 Comments

Wasn’t angry. CAPS LOCK was on.

10/5/2009
—James Hazelden
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Fixed line of code; saved world.

10/3/2009
—Zack Ford
2 Comments

Finally profess undying love… you’re engaged?!?!

10/2/2009
—Brian Lonabocker
1 Comment

Cough. Hack. Wheeze. Wretch. Die. …twitch.

9/30/2009
—Stephanie
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Spent honeymoon in hospital delivering baby.

9/30/2009
—James Black
1 Comment

Boy meets boy. Parents shoot whiskey.

9/30/2009
—Paula
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Birth. Mirth. Worth. Girth. Death. Earth.

9/29/2009
—Alex Hoyt
2 Comments

Anti cloning lobbyist delivers identical twins.

9/29/2009
—Amit Kapoor
2 Comments

Frida won argument. Lost best friend.

9/29/2009
—ManiacMegahan
2 Comments